Wikipedia says "7 (seven) is the natural number following 6 and preceding 8". I define it as a hell of a lot of different beers to include in 1 mix pack. Strong effort Flying Dog. I applaud you.Ok. The praise stops there. Garde Dog, Bière de Garde is, très mauvaise bière.
C'mon. One look at this label and I knew it was telling a lie. A cold, carbonated, urine smelling lie.
Who would believe in a tough, aggressive French dog? French dogs are far from aggressive and tough.
To prove my point I've used the latest in internet technology and stem cell research to genetically clone a beast with my face and a french poodle's body. Those of you who know me are well aware of my machoness. Look how less macho I look by simply splicing in some french dog genes.
Perhaps if this beer had good flavor like French toast, or French fries then I would give it some slack. Instead this tastes more like French sweat mixed with some French vinegar. 1 out of 5 stars.
Bad beer. Bad.
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